Selling Drugs.

Anyone who read my last entry probably gets the impression that I was unhappy that week. I wasn't exactly pleased with work situation, but I'm sure and least one of my dedicated readers will be happy to know I'm keeping on top of my life now. After a full week of unsatisfying labor at the feet of Gap Inc I went on a craigslist resume sending rampage. The result of which was amazingly quick and in my opinion a lucky break. Today I had my first day of training selling drugs. (Saying that never gets old). It was easy, my co-workers are nice people, and I get a 30% discount, and health benefits at 90 days. The only problem is the alleyway where this goes on is somewhat less of a manageable walk, but that's what the Hop, Skip, and Jump are for after all. The names might be corny, but they work. I can't say that I'm not a little surprised at myself, as I had no idea I'd be working at a pharmacy, uh.. I mean drug dealer...ship less than a week ago. Neither did Old Navy. Chuckle.


In other news, I received a free trial of Gamefly from drinking as much Sobe as I do. So basically I get to rent as many videogames as I can play in a month for free. I should be receiving the fourth one in the mail shortly, so needless to say I'm happy, but only a few weeks remain till I guess I'll have to go back to legos. Also, because by way of my actions I have received a coupon for yet another free trial of Gamefly, however, as I already have an account it is against the rules for me to use it. I suppose might try canceling and resigning up, but I feel like I've rode the gravy train long enough. So here's what I'm going to do: The first person to post a comment asking me for it, under the condition that I feel you'd really have a use for it, gets my free trial code. Obviously make it recognizable to me who you are, and as I'm assuming no one I don't know actually reads this, it'll be easy enough to send it your way. It's a good deal, for even if you only have time rent two games and return them with enough time to cancel before the month is up, that could be $100 you save. In the unlikely, and I'd wager almost impossible event of a tie, we'll settle it with a fight of sorts. (or maybe this).

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't want your stinkin code. i'm glad you're enjoying your new job. hows about i get some free drugs instead. do you carry siberian ginseng extract?

1:01 PM  
Blogger Glaukôpis said...

Hey, Classics picnic was today! We all talked about you behind your back!!

(No, I didn't know there was a picnic today until I got there and got invited. ::snerk::)

7:31 PM  

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