The lessons I've learned from Monolith.

1. Drum synths are fun to play with for at least an hour.

2. Bob Log III knows a chord which makes women "put their boob in his drink."

3. Art Brut is top of the Pops.

4. Always pick up sunglasses you find on the ground. You may get hugged.

5. Hemp ice cream is delicious.

6. The BJM really ought to go fuck themselves. (I refuse to spell out the bands full name so as to avoid gaining them any recognition whatsoever.)

7. Minorities don't listen Indy Rock.

8. Giant red rocks are awesome, but this goddamn country's full of them.

9. Lights are better when irradiated. So claims The Flaming Lips.

10. I'm hopelessly in love with Wayne Coyne.

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Those are the mountains up there.